2000 Vintage: The Shark Attack

Why did the shark apologize to the lawyer? He thought he was a fellow predator from the Silicon Valley office.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did the lawyer subpoena the witness's brain chip? Because "I...read more »

In 1995, the legal world was obsessed with "The Trial of the Cent...read more »

In 2006, the legal world learned to be concise. With Twitter’s la...read more »

A lawyer's office chair told him to "get to work." He sued the c...read more »

A lawyer was sued for "negligent prompting" after his AI-generat...read more »

Why did the lawyer send his hologram to court? To make sure he c...read more »

In 2013, the legal world went viral. It was the year of "Selfie" ...read more »

In 2020, the legal world went remote. It was the year of the "Vir...read more »

When even pets need legal representation.A dog walks into a law o...read more »

A lawyer sued the library for having "Free Knowledge" when he wa...read more »

In 2023, the legal profession realized that the "Bar Exam" might ...read more »

Scientists used lawyers for a "Simulated Reality" study. The law...read more »

In 1999, the legal world was obsessed with two things: the impend...read more »

A lawyer argued with a self-driving car's black box. He claimed ...read more »

@ICQ_Flower12/26/2006 15:48The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@Saved_By_The_Bell06/14/1997 14:24I am so excited! I am so... laughing!

@Pirates_Jack_S03/27/2007 00:34But you have heard of this joke!

@Snatch_Mickey04/27/2011 14:22Do ya like dags? And jokes?

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@Hashtag_Master03/28/1999 19:52#funny #joke #retro #90s