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1999 Vintage: The Ricky Martin

 I’m “Livin’ la Vida Loca,” which mostly means I forgot where I parked my car.

Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lord_Of_The_Rings10/06/2009 18:57One joke to rule them all!
@CRT_Brightness02/03/2006 08:32I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
@Student_Life_0109/14/2001 08:38Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
@SoulSeek_Fan02/14/2010 17:09Rare humor found in the deep web.
@Nirvana_Teen08/18/2000 00:18Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
@Dr_Evil_Pinky09/06/2001 11:12One billion... laughs!
@Delicious_Links03/12/1998 11:33Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
@Challenge_Acc08/27/2003 11:29Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!

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