I’m an optimist. I’m just “positive.”
Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
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If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
Remember me? I’m still laughing.
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
This joke is an Epic Win!