1998 Classic: The Titanic VHS Release

Why was the living room full? Because the 2-tape set finally arrived, and we had to decide when to take the “intermission” for the burgers.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why were the napkins so thin? Because they were made of "Nano-Fab...read more »

Why was the pool party so competitive? Because everyone was "trai...read more »

Why was the BBQ so "Yellow and Red"? Because the movie was coming...read more »

My uncle was drunk on the Fourth of July and decided to give the ...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Funky"? Because Tommy Richman’s 80s-inspired ...read more »

Why was the music so perfect? Because the speaker was connected t...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Folky"? Because the sunrise and the sunset we...read more »

In 2009, Independence Day felt like the dawn of a new digital obs...read more »

In 2001, Independence Day felt like the true start of the 21st ce...read more »

In 2004, Independence Day felt like the peak of the "Digital Life...read more »

Why was Grandma flickering? Because she was celebrating from Flor...read more »

In 2012, Independence Day was a "Global Phenomenon." We were all ...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Chappell Roan"? Because the "Midwest Princess...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Country-Club"? Because Shaboozey had everyone...read more »

@Zip_Drive_Owner03/09/2007 19:05Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@Saved_By_The_Bell10/07/2001 19:57I am so excited! I am so... laughing!

@White_Goodman_G11/20/2015 08:29We’re better than you, and we know it!

@Baxter_The_Dog02/22/2001 09:45Bark! (He says it’s funny).

@Numa_Numa_Guy01/14/1999 06:39Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!

@Midi_Background01/03/1997 07:20Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!

@Charlie_Unicorn04/23/1999 05:05We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!

@Last_Commenter10/19/2014 06:56Saving the best laugh for last!