Finding a glossy movie ticket stub from The Lion King used as a permanent bookmark inside the chapel’s pew Bible.
Part of the 35 Religious Jokes: The 1997 “Dial-Up Webpages, Beepers & Fellowship Hall Potlucks” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
An elderly homebound parishioner refusing to watch the internet l...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Matching Shirt Directory
A family trying to take their own photo for the new online parish...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Movie Ticket Bookmark
Opening a heavy liturgical book to verify a reading and finding a...read more »
39 Religious Jokes: The 2018 “Smart Assistant Confessions, FaceID Pews & Blockchain Building Funds” Edition
In 2018, church life was diving deeper into the smart-device era,...read more »
2024 Classic: The Instant Decaf Cauldron
The senior ladies of the altar guild meeting on a video call, eac...read more »
37 Religious Jokes: The 1996 “Floppy Disks, Dial-Up Tones & Fellowship Halls” Edition
In 1996, church life was undergoing a slow, digital awakening whi...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Group Chat Notification Flood
A deacon's phone vibrating continuously seventy times during the ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Thermal Fax Preservation
The church secretary trying to take a picture with her smartphone...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Neon Paper Financial Summary
Printing the annual parish deficit summary on bright, fluorescent...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
The traditional deep velvet collection bags sitting unused in the...read more »
😜 More from category: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
37 Religious Jokes: The 2017 “Bitcoin Offerings, Smart Speakers & Cloud Fellowship” Edition
In 2017, church life stood at a massive technological crossroads ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Wikipedia Sermon Dispute
A financial board member trying to prove a historical error to th...read more »
34 Religious Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Relief, Nokia Ringtones & Translucent iMacs” Edition
In 2000, church life entered the new millennium with a massive si...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Group Chat Prayer Confusion
A parish prayer group starting an instant messaging thread, which...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It really whips the llama's ass!
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.
Posting this to my own wall right now!