“Banana!” “If that’s your only contribution to the grocery list, we’re going to have a very yellow week.”
Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2022 “Keep My Name Out Your Mouth” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
That was super fast and super funny!
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.