2016 Vintage: The Rogue One
A guy orders a drink and says, “Hope is the only thing we have left.” The bartender says, “Hope doesn’t pay the rent, cash does.”… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Rogue One
2016 Legacy: The Fitbit
Why did the blonde try to feed her watch a salad? She heard it was a “Fit-bit.” Part of the 58 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Fitbit
2016 Classic: The “Fake News” Buzzword
Why did the intern blame his mistake on “Fake News”? Because it was the 2016 excuse for absolutely everything. Part of the 69 Office Groaners:… Read More »2016 Classic: The “Fake News” Buzzword
2015 Archive: The Cellular Waistband Armor
Keeping a thin, modern mobile phone locked inside a massive, heavy-duty leather pouch clipped tightly to a braided leather belt next to a plastic container… Read More »2015 Archive: The Cellular Waistband Armor
2015 Classic: The Apple Watch Rings
Why was no one looking at the actual Grand Canyon? They were all checking their wrists to see if the walk from the bus closed… Read More »2015 Classic: The Apple Watch Rings
2015 Vintage: The “Left Shark” (Part 2)
Why did the Christmas tree have a fin? Because we were still obsessed with the shark that forgot its choreography but won our hearts. Part… Read More »2015 Vintage: The “Left Shark” (Part 2)
2015 Legacy: The Fifty Shades of Grey
We saw the movie. I bought some silk ties. She used them to tie the garage door shut because I wouldn’t stop making “Inner Goddess”… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Fifty Shades of Grey
2014 Vintage: The Pharrell
“Happy” was on the radio for the 400th time today. I told my wife I’m a “room without a roof.” She said, “Good, then you’ll… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Pharrell
2014 Classic: The Small Print
Why did the lawyer use “Alexa Blue” font? To make the fees sound like a friendly voice command. Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2014 Classic: The Small Print
2013 Archive: The Professional Ego
Why does a lawyer never use “DuckDuckGo”? Because he wants Google to know exactly how much trouble he’s planning to cause. Part of the 46… Read More »2013 Archive: The Professional Ego