2025 Archive: The “Holoportation” Meetings
Why was my boss a ghost in my office? Because 3D holographic calls became standard, making “working from home” look like a scene from Star Wars.… Read More »2025 Archive: The “Holoportation” Meetings
2024 Classic: The Elden Ring (DLC) Player
One, but they have to fight ‘Consort Radahn’ for 14 hours before they can reach the lamp. Part of the 59 Light Bulb Jokes: 2024… Read More »2024 Classic: The Elden Ring (DLC) Player
2024 Classic: The Bill
“Why is there a ‘Spatial Surcharge’?” “Because I had to move three virtual folders just to find your file.” Part of the 54 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2024 Classic: The Bill
2024 Vintage: The Hybrid Zoom Audio Feedback
The building maintenance committee meeting held in a hybrid format completely locking up in a piercing squeal because someone in the room turned on their… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Hybrid Zoom Audio Feedback
2023 Classic: The Window AC Jet Engine
The livestream broadcast losing its audio feed for several seconds every time the massive, rattling window air conditioner in the vestry kicks its compressor into… Read More »2023 Classic: The Window AC Jet Engine
2022 Archive: The Minions Part 2
“Banana!” “If that’s your only contribution to the grocery list, we’re going to have a very yellow week.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2022… Read More »2022 Archive: The Minions Part 2
2022 Archive: The Great Egg Inflation
Why were we protecting the fridge? Because by the end of 2022, a dozen eggs cost more than a small vacation, and Grandma was guarding… Read More »2022 Archive: The Great Egg Inflation
2021 Vintage: The Print TV Guide Ritual
Using a thick red felt-tip marker to draw perfect boxes around every afternoon broadcast of Matlock before the morning coffee has even cooled down. Part… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Print TV Guide Ritual
2021 Archive: The “Beggin'” Måneskin
Italian rock is back! 2021 is a very “glam-rock” year. Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2021 Hybrid Reality archive. Historically Verified
2021 Legacy: The Fitbit Charge 5
Why was the watch so colorful? Because Fitbit realized that if people are stressed, at least their “Stress Score” should be in 64,000 colors. Part… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Fitbit Charge 5