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2005 Archive: The Library

 Why did the lawyer sue the library? For having a “Silence” sign that violated his “First Amendment right to yell at his associates.”

Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & HR Nightmares” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Coffee_Addict07/30/2015 22:08404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@Blade_Runner_201910/24/2004 06:25All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
@Diva_Plavalaguna05/24/2009 00:05The highest note of humor!
@Karate_Kid_Wax11/17/2005 03:50Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
@Brick_Tamland_L01/27/2003 21:15I love lamp. And I love this joke.
@Harambe_Memories09/18/2013 09:32Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
@Flash_Intro_Hater11/21/2009 11:51Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
@Slashdot_Effect02/07/2010 13:20We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
@Flickr_User_0410/14/2008 06:12A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
@Forever_Alone_X05/21/2004 19:57At least I have my jokes to keep me company.

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