Why did the lawyer sue the library? For having a “Silence” sign that violated his “First Amendment right to yell at his associates.”
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & HR Nightmares” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
45 Lawyer Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Merger Mania” Edition
In 2006, the legal world learned to be concise. With Twitter’s la...read more »
2025 Classic: The Joker 2 Suit
A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for "failure ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Coffee Price
A lawyer sued the $30 "Robot-Pressed" coffee. He argued the robo...read more »
The Devil's Contract
Reading the fine print of an eternal agreement.The Devil told a l...read more »
50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & Superhero Liability” Edition
In 2008, the "Smart" world met the "Stupid" economy. Lawyers shif...read more »
53 Lawyer Jokes: The 2004 “Social Media & Search Engine IPO” Edition
In 2004, the legal landscape shifted forever. With the birth of F...read more »
44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2024 “Deepfake Elections & Spatial Billing” Edition
In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »
2025 Archive: The Evidence
A lawyer brought a "Brain-Wave Recording" to court to prove his ...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Battle Royales” Edition
In 2017, the legal world learned that if you don't like the evide...read more »
2025 Classic: The Crypto-Will
A lawyer spent 50 hours looking for a client's private key. He b...read more »
😜 More from category: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income Suit
A lawyer sued the government for UBI on behalf of his firm. He a...read more »
2025 Archive: The Library
A lawyer sued the library for having "Free Knowledge" when he wa...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Mirror
A lawyer's mirror told him, "You look like you're about to lose....read more »
46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2001 “Shredders & Shell Companies” Edition
In 2001, the "Dot-com" party was officially over, replaced by the...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
The highest note of humor!
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.