Why were we protecting the fridge? Because by the end of 2022, a dozen eggs cost more than a small vacation, and Grandma was guarding the deviled eggs like they were the Crown Jewels.
Part of the 38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2022 “Corn Kid & Twitter Blue” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & Roman Empire” Edition
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1999 Joke: A Man Was Carving
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2024 Vintage: The "North West at the Lion King" Drama
Why was the nephew "nepotism-ing" his way into the best seat? Bec...read more »
2024 Classic: The Bluey "The Sign" Episode
Why were all the parents crying? Because a 28-minute cartoon abou...read more »
2024 Vintage: Brat Summer
Why was the 2024 turkey served on a neon green platter? Because e...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2006 “Wii Sports & Pluto’s Demotion” Edition
In 2006, Thanksgiving was a full-body workout thanks to Nintendo,...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Post-Search" World
Why was there no arguing about facts? Because everyone has a "Con...read more »
2024 Classic: Apple Intelligence
Why was Dad’s phone writing the "Thank You" notes? Because he got...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Robot Waiter (Cyber-Butler)
Why was a metal arm serving the gravy? Because Dad bought a "Home...read more »
1995 Joke: Why Was The Corn
Why was the corn so popular at Thanksgiving dinner? Because it wa...read more »
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Why was the basement vibrating? Because the most anticipated game...read more »
2024 Vintage: Very Demure, Very Mindful
Why was Mom serving the rolls so gracefully? Because she wasn't j...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Subscription" Gravy
Why was the sauce "locked" in the boat? Because the "Gravy-as-a-S...read more »
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Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
What is the deal with these funny jokes?
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
At least I have chicken... and this joke!
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!