A guy orders a drink and says, “Hope is the only thing we have left.” The bartender says, “Hope doesn’t pay the rent, cash does.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Date
A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »
2024 Archive: The Gladiator II
A guy asks, "Are you not entertained?!" while eating a bowl of p...read more »
71 Bar Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Euro Currency” Edition
In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »
The Time Traveler
Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Bar Stool
"Reserved for the person who isn't filming a TikTok."Part of the...read more »
The Termite Arrival
Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »
58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload” Edition
In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »
2025 Vintage: The No-Filter Friday
A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Piano Player
A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »
2024 Classic: The 2024 Ending
"Happy New Year! 2025 is going to be the year we finally find ou...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Furiosa
A woman with a mechanical arm and face paint orders a "V8" cockt...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income
A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.