Why did the Christmas tree have a fin? Because we were still obsessed with the shark that forgot its choreography but won our hearts.
Part of the 34 Christmas Jokes: The 2015 “Force Awakens & The Dress” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: Minecraft (The Movie)
Why is everything so "blocky"? Because Jack Black and Jason Momo...read more »
2024 Archive: The Final 2024 Vibe
Why was everyone so "Brain-Rotted"? Because between the Skibidi ...read more »
33 Christmas Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & Despacito” Edition
In 2017, Christmas was a whirlwind. We were all staring at a ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Man vs. Bear" Debate
Why was the hiking trip canceled? Because the internet spent a m...read more »
2024 Joke: Why Did The Christmas
Why did the Christmas tree go to the therapist?
It was feeling...read more »
38 Christmas Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & American Idol” Edition
In 2002, Christmas was a mix of superhero hype and the birth of r...read more »
41 Christmas Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1997, Christmas was a high-stakes survival game. You were eith...read more »
31 Christmas Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Tiger King” Edition
In 2020, Christmas was "unprecedented." We were all wearing pajam...read more »
2023 Archive: Lucky Girl Syndrome
Why was the cousin so smug? Because she "manifested" the last pi...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Four Seasons Orlando" Baby
Why was the toddler so sophisticated? Because the internet found...read more »
😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The Shogun Premiere
Why did the house feel so "feudal"? Because the show made us all...read more »
38 Christmas Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Star-Lords” Edition
In 2014, Christmas was "Awesome" (Volume 1). We were all wearing ...read more »
37 Christmas Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, Christmas was a victory lap. We survived the end of the ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Meat-Free "Turkey"
Why does the bird look like it was grown in a lab? Because it wa...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
The Dude abides... this joke.
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
Very nice! Great success!
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!