2012 Vintage: The “No Easy Day” Book
Why was the Navy SEAL book a scandal in 2012? To prove that the “Silent Service” is only silent until someone offers a seven-figure publishing… Read More »2012 Vintage: The “No Easy Day” Book
2011 Legacy: The Plastic
I’m “flexible” with my schedule. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Classic: The Hatch
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! Part of the 35 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2011 Royal & Skyrim… Read More »2011 Classic: The Hatch
2011 Classic: The Foster the People
“Pumped Up Kicks.” My wife: “Are those the shoes you bought with the money we were supposed to save for the fence?” Part of the… Read More »2011 Classic: The Foster the People
2010 Archive: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
The official parish marriage registry containing thick, bumpy layers of correction fluid because the secretary refuses to trust the “delete” key on her new electronic… Read More »2010 Archive: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
2009 Legacy: The G-Force
A movie about spy guinea pigs. My husband thinks it’s cool. I’m questioning my life choices. Part of the 63 Marriage Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar… Read More »2009 Legacy: The G-Force
2009 Archive: Outstanding Lead Actor (Comedy)
Why Alec Baldwin? For Jack Donaghy, the only man who can make corporate synergy sound like a spiritual experience. Part of the 36 Emmy Awards… Read More »2009 Archive: Outstanding Lead Actor (Comedy)
2008 Vintage: The Closing Time
“Last call! Go home and check your bank statements in the dark!” Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man”… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Closing Time
2008 Legacy: The Marley & Me
Why is marriage like that movie? Because it starts with a cute puppy and ends with everyone crying in the living room for no reason. Part of… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Marley & Me
2008 Archive: The Breaking Bad Start
“I’m going to start cooking like Walter White.” “You can’t even make toast without setting off the smoke alarm. Just stick to your day job.” Part of… Read More »2008 Archive: The Breaking Bad Start