2006 Legacy: The Closing Time

“Last call! Go home and update your status!”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »

In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »

In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »

Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »

A guy runs into the bar really fast and hits the wall.Part of th...read more »

In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »

A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »

"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »

In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »

A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »

A guy walks into a bar on April 8th wearing cardboard glasses. H...read more »

"As sour as the Olympics breakdancing discourse."Part of the 58 ...read more »

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »

@Netscape_Ninja05/15/1996 06:31Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.

@Cyber_Traveler05/06/2011 21:02Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!

@ICQ_Classic07/06/1996 21:33That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!

@Gremlins_Gizmo04/21/2013 21:01Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!

@Orange_Mocha_F01/04/2003 18:08Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!

@Step_Brothers_B04/13/2006 22:44Did we just become best friends? Yup!