2001 Classic: The Travel Guide

Why was the map out of date? Because in 2001, the world changed so fast that by the time the book was printed, the hotel had become a cyber-café.

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@Transformers_OP03/03/1996 07:01Jokes are more than meets the eye!

@AllYourBase_9908/07/2011 04:02All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!

@ODP_Editor_9908/28/2013 17:06Approved for the Open Directory Project!

@StumbleUpon_User11/06/2005 12:47I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!

@WordPress_Fan_0306/03/2013 01:10The best thing since version 1.0!

@Hat_Tip_Sir02/16/2012 10:29M’lady... this joke is superb.

@Shut_Up_Money07/30/2000 03:04Shut up and take my laughter!