2003 Archive: The Waiting Room

The copy of National Geographic on the table is so old it features an article titled “Is this ‘Internet’ thing here to stay?”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »

There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »

"I can't hear anything." "That’s because you have 'Selective Neur...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »

My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »

My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »

"Count backwards from ten." "Ten... nine... Silicon... Valley..."...read more »

In 1997, the medical world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," wonderi...read more »

My AI doctor called me and said, "You’re going to have a headache...read more »

Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »

Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »

Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »

"We don't cover 'Existential Robot Anxiety'. That's a 'Human-Only...read more »

@Blockbuster_Refugee07/28/2004 16:26Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.

@Harry_Potter_0104/07/2011 10:11Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!

@Married_With_Kids04/10/2009 13:22Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!

@Neo_The_One06/13/2004 01:23I know kung-fu... and this joke!

@Lock_Stock_Two05/24/2002 04:43It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!

@G_I_Joe_Real05/13/1999 23:08And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.

@Illidan_Blind01/20/1997 07:22I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!

@Newgrounds_User02/13/2012 16:47Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!