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2007 Legacy: The Needle

 I’m “pinning” my hopes on tech.

Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@PeanutButter_J11/30/2007 00:44It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
@Salt_Bae_Original09/05/2012 22:35Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
@Tuenti_Specialist12/03/2014 07:09A classic from the Spanish web too!
@Protoss_Pylon10/18/2014 16:12You must construct additional laughs!
@Illidan_Blind03/09/2003 20:49I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!

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