2001 Legacy: The Enron Auditor
Why did the lawyer represent the Enron accountant? Because someone had to prove that “creative math” is just a form of “artistic expression.” Part of… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Enron Auditor
1999 Vintage: The Family Guy
I told my wife the dog talks. She told me I’ve been staring at the screen too long. Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Family Guy
1998 Classic: The Maximum Volume Broadcast Standard
Setting the volume on a wood-paneled console television so high that the family three doors down knows exactly what the evening humidity index will be.… Read More »1998 Classic: The Maximum Volume Broadcast Standard
1997 Vintage: The Blackberry
I’m a phone user (soon). I’m just picking berries. Part of the 62 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Vintage: The Office Assistant Settings
Why did the user change Clippy to a “Scribble” dog? Because even a fake dog is better than a judgmental paperclip. Part of the 64… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Office Assistant Settings
1996 Legacy: The UN Secretary-General
What was the main topic at the UN? How to replace Boutros Boutros-Ghali with someone whose name Americans could actually pronounce on the first try… Read More »1996 Legacy: The UN Secretary-General
1996 Legacy: The Java Script Fear
I heard “Java” is coming to the web, and I’m worried my computer is going to start smelling like burnt espresso. Part of the 60… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Java Script Fear
1996 Classic: The Mall Santa
“Ho-ho-hope you have a spare bulb in your stocking!” Part of the 50 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1995 Vintage: The Computer
We got our first home PC. My wife asked where the “Save Marriage” button was. I told her I think it’s the same as the… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Computer
1995 Legacy: The Post-it Note
Why did the computer have yellow spots? The dad used Post-it notes as “pop-up ads.” Part of the 60 Classic Office Jokes: The 1995 Retro… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Post-it Note