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1996 Classic: The Mall Santa

 “Ho-ho-hope you have a spare bulb in your stocking!”

Part of the 50 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Net_Addict_200001/02/2001 23:40My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
@Y2K_Bug_Hunter01/25/2011 17:27The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
@Hotmail_Checker02/01/2015 20:20Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
@Futurama_Bender08/22/2015 18:24Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
@Malware_Hunter09/20/1997 15:56Scanning... Laughs detected!
@Sion_Partier10/09/1997 20:22The last city on Earth loves this one!
@First_World_P12/29/2006 12:12My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
@Salt_Bae_Original07/22/2001 10:39Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
@Llamas_With_Hats11/30/2008 19:56Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!
@Opera_User_9906/18/2005 16:37Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.

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