Why did the lawyer represent the Enron accountant? Because someone had to prove that “creative math” is just a form of “artistic expression.”
Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2001 “Shredders & Shell Companies” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
Loading the training program... for comedy.
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.
There’s an app for that? No, just this site!