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1997 Vintage: The Office Assistant Settings

 Why did the user change Clippy to a “Scribble” dog? Because even a fake dog is better than a judgmental paperclip.

Part of the 64 Office Groaners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Msdos_Commander10/29/1996 17:01C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
@Beanie_Baby_Collector11/13/2011 13:23This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
@Voodoo_3dfx10/31/2006 09:23The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@Starship_Troopers05/08/2008 02:21I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
@CatDog_Alone08/24/1999 02:35One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
@Dirty_Dancing_F07/09/2003 05:58Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
@Tina_Eat_Food01/18/2004 15:49Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
@Y_U_NO_Laugh06/28/2014 02:38Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?

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