2003 Classic: The 2003 Legacy
What’s the most 2003 thing a lawyer did? He billed a client for “Time spent explaining why downloading music is technically a felony.” Part of… Read More »2003 Classic: The 2003 Legacy
2002 Vintage: The “Jason X” Mention
Why? Because sending Jason Voorhees to space was the slasher version of saying “we have absolutely no idea what to do next.” Part of the… Read More »2002 Vintage: The “Jason X” Mention
2002 Vintage: Nelly (Hot in Herre)
Why was everyone taking off all their clothes? Because Nelly told them to, and in 2002, we didn’t question a man with a band-aid on… Read More »2002 Vintage: Nelly (Hot in Herre)
2002 Legacy: The Harry Potter (Chamber of Secrets)
I tried to open the Chamber of Secrets, but I lost my “key”-ryphus. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive.… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Harry Potter (Chamber of Secrets)
2002 Classic: The Two Towers
“Our marriage is like The Two Towers.” “How so?” “We’re under siege, there’s an army of in-laws at the gate, and the wizard (the therapist) hasn’t shown up… Read More »2002 Classic: The Two Towers
2002 Vintage: The Page
I’m a servant. I’m just “turning” up the heat. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Legacy: The Launch of Mozilla Browser
Why did the dinosaur come back? Because the ashes of Netscape gave us a new browser that would eventually become Firefox, promising a web that… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Launch of Mozilla Browser
2001 Legacy: The Enron Auditor
Why did the lawyer represent the Enron accountant? Because someone had to prove that “creative math” is just a form of “artistic expression.” Part of… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Enron Auditor
2001 Legacy: The White Russian
A guy orders one and says, “The Dude abides in 2001.” Part of the 74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod Era” Edition archive.… Read More »2001 Legacy: The White Russian
2001 Legacy: The “How You Remind Me” Nickelback Boom
Why did the 4th feel so… Canadian? Because this song started its decade-long quest to be played on every radio station every 15 minutes. Part… Read More »2001 Legacy: The “How You Remind Me” Nickelback Boom