Why did the 4th feel so… Canadian? Because this song started its decade-long quest to be played on every radio station every 15 minutes.
Part of the 34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2001 “Shrek & Space Odysseys” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1995 “Patriotism & Pinestripes” Edition
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34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2016 “Pokemon GO & Mannequins” Edition
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41 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2020 “Socially Distanced” Edition
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2025 Legacy: The "AI-Lawn" Maintenance
Why was the grass so perfect? Because the robotic mower used a la...read more »
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Why were the napkins so thin? Because they were made of "Nano-Fab...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Mission
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2024 Archive: The "Lunch" Billie Eilish
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2025 Vintage: The "Deep-Fake" History
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38 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress & The Force Awakens” Edition
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37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2011 “Party Rock & Potter’s End” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
I am listening... and I am laughing.
I am crying... with laughter!
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
Burninating the countryside with laughter!
Problem? No, just laughs!
I choose to believe it’s funny.
First! And it’s funny!