2014 Classic: The Search
Why did the blonde use a magnifying glass on her screen? She was “searching” for the home page. Part of the 53 Classic Blonde Jokes:… Read More »2014 Classic: The Search
2013 Legacy: The Tinder Gold
Why did the divorce lawyer buy a Tinder subscription? For “market research and lead generation.” Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2013 “Vine Loops… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Tinder Gold
2013 Classic: The Load
I’m “buffering” my social skills for a real party. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Archive: The Miley Cyrus Twerk
Why was the tourist acting so weird at the monument? Because after the VMAs, everyone thought “twerking” in front of the Eiffel Tower was a… Read More »2013 Archive: The Miley Cyrus Twerk
2012 Vintage: The F-35 “Helmet of Gold”
Why did the F-35 helmet cost $400,000 in 2012? Because it allows the pilot to see through the floor of the plane—the ultimate tool for… Read More »2012 Vintage: The F-35 “Helmet of Gold”
2011 Vintage: The Google+ Circle
Why was the intern so lonely? He added the whole office to his “Work Circle” on Google+, but he’s still the only one posting there.… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Google+ Circle
2010 Archive: The Launch of the iPad
Why did politicians love the iPad? Because they finally got a device big enough to read their poll numbers but thin enough to pretend it… Read More »2010 Archive: The Launch of the iPad
2008 Vintage: The Icon
I’m a “symbol” of the new geek era. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Vintage: The Britney
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Womanizer. / Womanizer who? / Womanizer (Woman-is-a) hero if she lets me in! (Britney’s comeback hit) Part of the 49… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Britney
2008 Vintage: The Exercise
“I started running.” “To get fit?” “No, to outrun the debt collectors.” Part of the 65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App Store”… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Exercise