2020 Vintage: The Broken Fence
Why did the dad fix the fence twice? He had “nothing but time” on his hands. Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Broken Fence
Why did the dad fix the fence twice? He had “nothing but time” on his hands. Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Broken Fence
Why did the lawyer represent Starman? He wanted to sue Elon Musk for “abandoning a vehicle in a no-parking zone” (specifically, the asteroid belt). Part… Read More »2018 Classic: The Space Tesla
She tells a story about her childhood that always proves I’m not qualified to use a toaster. Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2018… Read More »2018 Classic: The Story
Why was it a “Classic” year? Because it was the night a “Monster Movie” became the “Best Movie,” a basketball legend became an “Oscar Winner,”… Read More »2018 Classic: The 2018 Final Oscars Vibe
A guy walks in and tries to steal the Christmas decorations in July. Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite”… Read More »2018 Archive: The Grinch
Why the building climb? Because Brendon Urie spent the entire year walking up walls and ruling the radio with a song that even your dentist… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Panic! At The Disco “High Hopes”
A guy walks in and does the clap-and-kick dance. The bouncer says, “Take that back to the lobby.” Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Fortnite Default Dance
Why were the defenders so confused? Because in 2018, looking at the quarterback too hard was a 15-yard penalty. Part of the 52 Sports Jokes:… Read More »2018 Legacy: The NFL “Roughing the Passer” Rules
“I can’t hear anything.” “That’s because you have ‘Noise-Cancelling’ surgery scheduled.” Part of the 53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution” Edition… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Ear Exam 2
“Count backwards from ten.” “Ten… nine… Ethereum… Lite-coin…” Part of the 53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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