2017 Classic: The Anesthesia

“Count backwards from ten.” “Ten… nine… Ethereum… Lite-coin…”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »

"You have a cavity." "Can I pay in 'Mind-Coins'?" "No."Part of th...read more »

In 2004, medical humor reflected a world becoming increasingly "c...read more »

In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »

Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »

I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »

"Scale of 1 to 10?" "My pain is a 4, but my 'Neural-Bandwidth' is...read more »

In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »

"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

"I see code!" "That's just the 'Neural-Overlay'. It’s supposed to...read more »

Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »

@Cyber_Traveler10/23/2004 18:39Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!

@Matrix_Rebel07/25/2001 17:44I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.

@Friends_Lover10/07/2001 16:46Could this joke BE any funnier?

@Nice_Guy_Eddie12/06/2010 21:20Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!

@Overly_Attached10/18/2004 06:30I’m watching you... read this joke!

@Construction_Dig06/27/2008 04:41Still digging for more humor!

@Gaia_Online_Gold09/25/2009 01:39Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.

@Viewer_Number_110/11/2003 18:24First! And it’s funny!