2023 Classic: The Kelce Bowl
Why was Donna Kelce the real MVP of Super Bowl LVII? Because she had one son playing for the Chiefs and one for the Eagles,… Read More »2023 Classic: The Kelce Bowl
2023 Legacy: The Twitter-to-X Rebrand
Why did the trademark lawyer buy a new Porsche? Because Elon Musk renamed a global brand to a single letter that’s already trademarked by 900… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Twitter-to-X Rebrand
2022 Archive: The “Switchblade” Drone
Why the name? Because it’s the only knife that you can throw from 10 miles away and it explodes on impact—the ultimate “Kitchenware” upgrade. Part… Read More »2022 Archive: The “Switchblade” Drone
2022 Classic: The Google Maps “Immersive View”
Why was the salesman staring at a 3D building? He was “scouting the vibes” of the lunch spot before leaving his desk. Part of the… Read More »2022 Classic: The Google Maps “Immersive View”
2022 Vintage: The Murray Bartlett Win
Why for The White Lotus? For playing Armond so well that every hotel guest in the room started checking their luggage for surprises. Part of… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Murray Bartlett Win
2022 Legacy: The Iga Świątek 37-Match Streak
Why was the tennis tour so one-sided? Because Iga won everything from February to June, turning her racket into a magic wand and her bakery… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Iga Świątek 37-Match Streak
2021 Legacy: The Port
Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to her computer? She heard it had a “USB port.” Part of the 47 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Port
2021 Vintage: The Launch of Apple AirTags
Why was my suitcase beeping? Because Apple gave us a way to track our keys, our bags, and occasionally our own sanity, as long as… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Launch of Apple AirTags
2020 Archive: The Animal Crossing Escape
“I just paid off my virtual mortgage to a raccoon!” “Great. Can you pay our actual mortgage to the bank? No? Then put the Nintendo Switch down… Read More »2020 Archive: The Animal Crossing Escape
2020 Archive: The Doomscrolling
I told her to stop reading the news. She told me to stop looking at my “memes from 2012.” Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »2020 Archive: The Doomscrolling