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2023 Classic: The Kelce Bowl

Why was Donna Kelce the real MVP of Super Bowl LVII? Because she had one son playing for the Chiefs and one for the Eagles, proving that no matter who won, she was going to the after-party with a ring and a very proud “I told you so.”

Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2023 “The Joker’s Ring & The Kelce Bowl” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Win95_Fanatic08/24/1999 15:21This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
@X-Files_Spooky09/14/2001 22:19I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
@Malware_Hunter12/14/2001 13:27Scanning... Laughs detected!
@Judge_Dredd_Law12/26/2010 08:25I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
@Space_Background08/19/2003 23:23The stars are aligned for this joke.
@Charlie_Unicorn08/27/2006 17:21We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!

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