Why the name? Because it’s the only knife that you can throw from 10 miles away and it explodes on impact—the ultimate “Kitchenware” upgrade.
Part of the 40 Military Jokes: The 2022 “Javelins & Ghost Stories” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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