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1998 Classic: The Maximum Volume Broadcast Standard

Setting the volume on a wood-paneled console television so high that the family three doors down knows exactly what the evening humidity index will be.

Part of the 37 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 1998 “Windows 98, Furby Owls & Y2K Panic” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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