2018 Classic: The Space Tesla

Why did the lawyer represent Starman? He wanted to sue Elon Musk for “abandoning a vehicle in a no-parking zone” (specifically, the asteroid belt).

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2019, "Content was King," but "Contracts were the Crown." It w...read more »

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A lawyer sued the concept of "Real Time." He argued that "Billab...read more »

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A lawyer sued a user in the Metaverse for "virtual assault" afte...read more »

In 2016, the boundary between reality and digital life vanished. ...read more »

A lawyer sued the library for having "Free Knowledge" when he wa...read more »

Yellow paper and the golden dreams of a partner.Why do lawyers we...read more »

Math for beginners in the world of settlements.What do you call a...read more »

In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »

@Antivirus_Pro09/09/1996 00:13No viruses here, just good vibes.

@Fifth_Element_Lelu11/24/1998 06:13Multipass! For the comedy club!

@Dale_Doback_Fan09/29/2003 22:20Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!

@Banner_Exchange10/08/2002 09:20Click my banner for more laughs!

@Habbo_Hotel_Fan12/31/2008 00:30Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!

@LonelyGirl15_F11/01/2014 16:31Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!

@Filter_Fanatic04/04/1999 07:53This joke looks better with a sepia filter.