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🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A lawyer never uses "Suggested Replies" because he thinks his ow...read more »

A lawyer started a "Mars Division." He’s currently billing for "...read more »

In 2015, "the dress" divided families, and the Apple Watch conque...read more »

In 2008, the "Smart" world met the "Stupid" economy. Lawyers shif...read more »

In 2021, the legal world learned that people would pay $69 millio...read more »

Finding value in the most unexpected places.What’s the difference...read more »

Why did the lawyer sue the delivery drone? It dropped a "Cease a...read more »

He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »

A lawyer's office chair told him to "get to work." He sued the c...read more »

Medical anomalies found only in the courtroom.A lawyer was in a c...read more »

In 1997, the legal profession discovered its "cool" side thanks t...read more »

A lawyer sued the library for having "Free Knowledge" when he wa...read more »

In 2025, every criminal has an alibi. "That wasn't me robbing th...read more »

He used "Silicon Valley Gray" font to make the fees look like a ...read more »

@HTML_Hacker07/05/2010 18:17<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!

@Magic_SchoolBus06/15/2011 21:39Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!

@Goldmember_I_L10/31/1996 12:48I love gold! And I love this joke!

@Distracted_Boy03/23/1996 18:26Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.

@YouTube_Beta_User08/16/2002 22:36I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!

@Frag_Master_9908/26/2001 06:16Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!

@No_Way_Jose04/23/1998 14:17No way! That’s too much!