Why did the F-35 helmet cost $400,000 in 2012? Because it allows the pilot to see through the floor of the plane—the ultimate tool for people who want to look at the ground they are currently overpaying for.
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Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
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Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
Very nice! Great success!
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