2007 Vintage: The Kindle
A guy tries to ‘swipe’ the page of a real book at the bar. The bartender says, “It’s called paper, pal. You have to use… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Kindle
2007 Vintage: The Gone Baby Gone
I told her I’m a private investigator. She said, “Investigate where the missing remote is then, Sherlock.” Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The 2007… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Gone Baby Gone
2007 Classic: The Shoe
I’m “sole-ful” about my mobile journey. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Vintage: The Ennio Morricone Honorary Award
Why? Because after 50 years of making every movie sound better, they realized they should probably give him a statue before he retired to Italy… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Ennio Morricone Honorary Award
2006 Archive: The Flash Animation Bible Story
The Sunday School class watching a heavily stylized, blocky Flash animation of David and Goliath on a desktop computer, which takes three minutes to load… Read More »2006 Archive: The Flash Animation Bible Story
2005 Vintage: The “House of Wax” Death
Why was it celebrated? Because the theater cheered louder for Paris Hilton’s character’s demise than they did for the actual plot. Part of the 33… Read More »2005 Vintage: The “House of Wax” Death
2005 Vintage: The Leaf
I’m “turning” over a new digital leaf. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Legacy: The 2004 Final Razzie Vibe
Why was it a landmark? Because Halle Berry proved that being a “good loser” is the best way to win a Razzie—by setting the award… Read More »2004 Legacy: The 2004 Final Razzie Vibe
2004 Classic: The Podcasting Term
Why was the boss confused? He heard people were “Podcasting” and he thought it had something to do with gardening. Part of the 74 Office… Read More »2004 Classic: The Podcasting Term
2003 Archive: Bennifer’s Ego
Why were Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez a target? Because watching two of the world’s most famous people fall in love on screen was about… Read More »2003 Archive: Bennifer’s Ego