Why? Because after 50 years of making every movie sound better, they realized they should probably give him a statue before he retired to Italy forever.
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Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!