2007 Vintage: The Kindle

A guy tries to ‘swipe’ the page of a real book at the bar. The bartender says, “It’s called paper, pal. You have to use your actual hand to turn it.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Motherboard_Max01/11/2005 06:23This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.

@Agent_Smith_0102/16/2005 05:10It is inevitable... you will laugh.

@Twelve_Monkeys_F12/04/2011 12:53The future is laughing at us.

@Heathers_Winona08/06/1996 18:29Greetings and salutations! Very funny.

@Arthur_Fist_Fan03/01/1997 05:19My fist is clenched... with joy!

@Jackie_Chan_Wut08/07/2001 08:00My mind is blown by how funny this is.