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2007 Classic: The Shoe

 I’m “sole-ful” about my mobile journey.

Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Fight_Club_Member07/19/2000 01:26I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
@Rugrats_Tommy01/07/2006 22:10A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
@AllYourBase_9901/22/2002 13:38All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
@Epic_Fail_Guy06/15/2004 23:43This joke is an Epic Win!
@I_See_What_You08/29/2013 08:08I see what you did there. Clever!

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