I tried to open the Chamber of Secrets, but I lost my “key”-ryphus.
Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
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Deep in the menus and found this gem.
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
I’ll be back... to read this again.
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
Very nice! Great success!
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
No way! That’s too much!