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2002 Legacy: The Harry Potter (Chamber of Secrets)

 I tried to open the Chamber of Secrets, but I lost my “key”-ryphus.

Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Gopher_Explorer01/20/1995 09:37Deep in the menus and found this gem.
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@Terminator_T80001/18/2013 02:32I’ll be back... to read this again.
@Cyber_Security_X04/13/2001 00:51Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
@Borat_Very_Nice11/05/2015 03:33Very nice! Great success!
@Talladega_N_R03/31/2004 03:21If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
@Happy_Tree_Fans07/12/2005 17:40So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
@No_Way_Jose08/26/2000 10:59No way! That’s too much!

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