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2003 Classic: The 2003 Legacy

 What’s the most 2003 thing a lawyer did? He billed a client for “Time spent explaining why downloading music is technically a felony.”

Part of the 44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2003 “iTunes & Da Vinci Code” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Agent_Smith_0101/29/1997 03:21It is inevitable... you will laugh.
@Oracle_Says06/06/2007 09:00I knew you’d laugh at this.
@Grunge_Lord_9412/28/1998 01:48I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@Ricky_Bobby_Fan06/01/2012 15:31Shake and bake! Hilarious!
@Overly_Attached08/29/1996 05:27I’m watching you... read this joke!

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