What’s the most 2003 thing a lawyer did? He billed a client for “Time spent explaining why downloading music is technically a felony.”
Part of the 44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2003 “iTunes & Da Vinci Code” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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