I heard “Java” is coming to the web, and I’m worried my computer is going to start smelling like burnt espresso.
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Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
Could this joke BE any funnier?
You got it, dude! Very funny.
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!