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1996 Legacy: The Java Script Fear

 I heard “Java” is coming to the web, and I’m worried my computer is going to start smelling like burnt espresso.

Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@BBS_Veteran05/06/2007 04:48Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
@Friends_Lover11/22/2004 05:48Could this joke BE any funnier?
@Full_House_Michelle08/13/2009 01:37You got it, dude! Very funny.
@Dorm_Room_Hero11/07/2007 16:53My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
@Judge_Dredd_Law07/22/1996 04:04I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
@StoneCold_31602/12/2007 04:38And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
@Dale_Doback_Fan03/28/2010 02:25Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
@Marquee_Text_Fan06/27/1995 18:25<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
@Fred_Channel_0603/31/2009 11:48HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!

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