Why were they rolling their eyes? Because they hated each other so much the PGA decided to give them their own TV match just to… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Brooks Koepka vs. Bryson DeChambeau “Beef”
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Red light. / Red light who? / Red light, Green light! Open the door before the doll sees you!… Read More »2021 Archive: The Squid
Why did the lawyer represent Joe Exotic? He argued that “financial ruin via mullets and tigers” was a protected lifestyle choice. Part of the 52… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Tiger King Suit
Reaching into a dark winter coat pocket and pulling out a solid, sticky mass of five individual strawberry-patterned hard candies that melted together three years… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Strawberry Candy Fusion
Why were we all shouting “Grogu!”? Because we finally learned Baby Yoda’s real name, and it was the only piece of good news we got… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Mandolorian Season 2
I’m “cracking” the code of virtual backgrounds. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
I’m the “talk” of the family group chat. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via ‘Animal Crossing’. Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020 “Global Pandemic & Zoom… Read More »2020 Archive: The Referral
“Doctor, I feel like I’m losing ‘Followers’.” “In 2019, that’s a clinical emergency. Sit down.” Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019 “TikTok Boom… Read More »2019 Classic: The Psychiatrist
Why did the lawyer call it a “GDPR Retainer”? Because it’s complicated, mandatory, and you’ll never see where it goes. Part of the 45 Lawyer… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Retainer Fee
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