Why were they rolling their eyes? Because they hated each other so much the PGA decided to give them their own TV match just to see who would swing a club first.
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Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
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Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.