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2021 Classic: The Dustin Johnson “Slump”

Why was the world number one so quiet? Because after winning the Masters in 2020, he decided that 2021 was a good year for a very long nap.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2021 “Summer of Sport & The Great Messi Migration” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WiFi_Zero_One05/25/2007 02:23Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
@Rocket_Power_9903/17/2011 04:18We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
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@Tagged_Network09/07/2002 00:59You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
@Wall_Post_Hero04/17/1998 09:38Posting this to my own wall right now!

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