2018 Vintage: The Retainer Fee

Why did the lawyer call it a “GDPR Retainer”? Because it’s complicated, mandatory, and you’ll never see where it goes.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A rare sighting in the legal wild, documented for your entertainm...read more »

A lawyer sued the library for having "Free Knowledge" when he wa...read more »

A lawyer sued OpenAI for "making legal advice too accessible to ...read more »

In 2025, "I think, therefore I bill" became the industry's offici...read more »

In 2016, the boundary between reality and digital life vanished. ...read more »

Finding value in the most unexpected places.What’s the difference...read more »

A lawyer cried when TikTok was banned because he lost his primar...read more »

"Can you make my billing software compatible with my conscience?...read more »

A lawyer sued the concept of "Real Time." He argued that "Billab...read more »

In 2018, the legal world found its new gold mine: privacy regulat...read more »

A lawyer sued the government for UBI on behalf of his firm. He a...read more »

Yellow paper and the golden dreams of a partner.Why do lawyers we...read more »

A lawyer rejected a juror because the AI predicted their "honest...read more »

Working hard to make sure you have nothing left to lose.I won my ...read more »

@Melrose_Place_Fan11/03/2007 01:35Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Speed_Racer_Go07/05/1995 06:14Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).

@Tina_Eat_Food09/14/2014 04:27Tina, you fat lard, come read this!

@Flickr_User_0410/23/2010 19:42A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.

@Bebo_Lover_0507/17/2002 08:44Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!

@CounterStrike_Pro12/25/2004 08:11Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!

@GL_HF_Runner04/27/2014 03:34Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!

@Map_Maker_X04/28/2010 21:25The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.