2021 Archive: The Squid

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Red light. / Red light who? / Red light, Green light! Open the door before the doll sees you!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

In 2003, we were all told to "just keep swimming." It was the yea...read more »

In 2010, we started sharing our lives through square photos and f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

In 1997, the world was changing fast. We were mourning icons, wat...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Link. / Link who? / Link your bra...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

In 2024, we were all "working late 'cause we're singers" and navi...read more »

@AskJeeves_Fan08/13/1996 20:55Jeeves really delivered a good one today.

@Myspace_Tom12/13/1996 10:51I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!

@XFiles_Spooky_M11/26/1996 01:27Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.

@Dawson_Creek_Fan03/27/1998 22:33I am crying... with laughter!

@Celebrity_DM09/22/2010 04:58Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).

@G_I_Joe_Real02/07/2003 07:31And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.

@Slow_Clap_Guy11/05/2005 12:40...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!

@Viewer_Number_107/07/1998 18:36First! And it’s funny!