Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Red light. / Red light who? / Red light, Green light! Open the door before the doll sees you!
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🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025) Archive
1. 2018 Legacy: The Otto
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know better!Part of the 33 Classic Knock... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know better!Part of the 33 Classic Knock... read more »
2. 2008 Legacy: The Abbott
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott time you answered!Part of the 49 C... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott time you answered!Part of the 49 C... read more »
3. 2001 Vintage: The Lettuce
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, the magic is about to start... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, the magic is about to start... read more »
4. 2005 Legacy: The Alpine
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for you!Part of the 41 Classic Kno... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for you!Part of the 41 Classic Kno... read more »
5. 2002 Classic: The Spidey
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Spidey. / Spidey who? / Spidey (Despite-he) is a superhero, he st... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Spidey. / Spidey who? / Spidey (Despite-he) is a superhero, he st... read more »
6. 2016 Legacy: The Wooden
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to see my Char... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to see my Char... read more »
7. 2005 Legacy: The Luke
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole!Part of the 41 Clas... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole!Part of the 41 Clas... read more »
8. 2015 Archive: The Adele
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hello. / Hello who? / Hello from the other side! I must have knoc... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hello. / Hello who? / Hello from the other side! I must have knoc... read more »
9. 2001 Archive: The Police
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in!Part of the 39 Classic K... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in!Part of the 39 Classic K... read more »
10. 2022 Classic: The Mustache
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up!Part of th... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up!Part of th... read more »
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Our Comment Archive
[1997-10-07 ARCHIVE_LOG]BBS_Veteran: Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
[2000-06-07 ARCHIVE_LOG]SpiceGirls_Fan: Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
[1999-09-27 ARCHIVE_LOG]DVD_Collector: Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
[2012-12-20 ARCHIVE_LOG]Antivirus_Pro: No viruses here, just good vibes.
[2010-02-10 ARCHIVE_LOG]Space_Jam_Lola: Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
[2010-08-26 ARCHIVE_LOG]Reddit_Original: The front page of the internet... in 1999!
[1997-08-02 ARCHIVE_LOG]Tuenti_Specialist: A classic from the Spanish web too!
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