2018 Classic: The Cursor
I’m “pointing” at the loot. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Vintage: The Retainer Fee
Why did the lawyer call it a “GDPR Retainer”? Because it’s complicated, mandatory, and you’ll never see where it goes. Part of the 45 Lawyer… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Retainer Fee
2018 Legacy: The Kim Jong Un “Button” Tweet
Why did Trump say his nuclear button was “bigger and more powerful”? Because in 2018, “Size Matters” was the official doctrine of the Strategic Command.… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Kim Jong Un “Button” Tweet
2018 Legacy: The Smart Refrigerator Terror
Refusing to touch a brand-new kitchen fridge because the door features a giant touchscreen display, fully convinced that opening the butter compartment will accidentally leak… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Smart Refrigerator Terror
2018 Archive: The Snake
I’m “hiss-terical” when the Wi-Fi drops. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Vintage: Bird Box (Hype)
Why were people trick-or-treating with blindfolds on? Because Sandra Bullock made us believe that looking at the world was a death sentence, leading to a… Read More »2018 Vintage: Bird Box (Hype)
2017 Legacy: The Sunny Pawar Moment
Why was the Lion kid so popular? Because when Jimmy Kimmel lifted him up like Simba, the 2017 ceremony reached its peak cuteness. Part of… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Sunny Pawar Moment
2017 Vintage: The Kendrick Lamar
“Be humble.” “I’m trying, but this craft beer is 12% ABV.” Part of the 51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Kendrick Lamar
2017 Legacy: The Corn
This pun is “shucking” high-definition. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Legacy: The Google Home (Part 2)
She asked Google, “Who is the boss of this house?” Google replied, “I found 1 result: Your mother-in-law. Would you like me to play her… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Google Home (Part 2)