Why did the choir sound like robots? Because Cher released “Believe,” and suddenly every singer at the local talent show sounded like they were trapped inside a toaster.
Part of the 33 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1998 “Asteroids & Antz” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
That was intense... and funny!
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!