Why did Trump say his nuclear button was “bigger and more powerful”? Because in 2018, “Size Matters” was the official doctrine of the Strategic Command.
Part of the 36 Presidential Jokes: The 2018 “Singapore Summits & Trade Wars” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The "Walz" Camo Hats
Why was the VP pick wearing hunting gear? To show that he’s a "Re...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Lame Duck" Marathon
Why was Biden so busy in December? Because when you have 30 days ...read more »
36 Presidential Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Hope” Edition
In 2007, the Presidency felt the first tremors of a digital and p...read more »
2025 Classic: The "X" Phone
Why is the White House switching to a new smartphone? So the Pres...read more »
2024 Legacy: The McDonald's Fry Cook Stunt
Why did Trump work the drive-thru? To prove that he’s the only bi...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Zelenskyy" Meeting
Why was it so short? Because in 2025, "Peace" is something you ne...read more »
37 Presidential Jokes: The 2015 “Escalators & Iran Deals” Edition
In 2015, the American Presidency was a mix of "Legacy Building" a...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Inside Out 2" Success
Why did it resonate? Because "Anxiety" was the lead emotion for e...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Check the Vibe" Polling
Why were the traditional polls wrong? Because "The Vibe" doesn't ...read more »
2025 Archive: The "AI" Advisor
Why does the President have an AI assistant? To make sure that wh...read more »
😜 More from category: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The "Unburdened by What Has Been"
Why was this Kamala’s favorite phrase? Because it’s the most soph...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Department of Truth" Cleanup
Why was the old bureaucracy crying? Because they realized that "T...read more »
41 Presidential Jokes: The 1998 “Starr Reports & Blue Dresses” Edition
In 1998, the American Presidency became the world’s most-watched ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Department of Energy" Rebrand
Why is it now the "Department of Power"? Because "Energy" sounds ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
Silently laughing in the snow.
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!