2024 Classic: The Smart Ring
A lawyer bought a smart ring to track how many “objections” their heart rate could handle per minute. Part of the 44 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2024 Classic: The Smart Ring
2024 Legacy: The Umbrella Academy Final
“The world is ending… again.” “Just like my patience every time you ask ‘where are my keys’ while they’re in your hand.” Part of the 52 Adult… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Umbrella Academy Final
2024 Archive: Taylor’s History Lesson
Why did Midnights win Album of the Year? Because Taylor Swift decided that winning three times wasn’t enough, so she became the first person ever… Read More »2024 Archive: Taylor’s History Lesson
2023 Classic: Outstanding Lead Actress (Drama)
Why Sarah Snook? For proving that “Shiv” is the only person in the Roy family with enough spine to carry a trophy. Part of the… Read More »2023 Classic: Outstanding Lead Actress (Drama)
2023 Classic: Star
I’m “twinkling” in the neural sky. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
2022 Legacy: The Carlos Alcaraz Rise
Why were the elders nervous? Because a 19-year-old Spaniard won the US Open and became #1, making the “Big Three” look like they might actually… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Carlos Alcaraz Rise
2022 Classic: The FIFA World Cup in Qatar
Why were the stadiums so controversial? Because building a “Winter World Cup” in the desert proved that with enough money and a lack of beer,… Read More »2022 Classic: The FIFA World Cup in Qatar
2021 Vintage: The Squid Game Premiere
Why did D.C. love it? Because they recognized the plot: a group of people in debt playing deadly games for the entertainment of the elite.… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Squid Game Premiere
2021 Vintage: The Little Mountain
What do you call a hill that’s always tired? “Slope-y.” Part of the 45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 “Ever Given” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2021 Classic: The Dustin Johnson “Slump”
Why was the world number one so quiet? Because after winning the Masters in 2020, he decided that 2021 was a good year for a… Read More »2021 Classic: The Dustin Johnson “Slump”