2020 Archive: The Referral

He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via ‘Animal Crossing’.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »

A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »

In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »

Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »

"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »

"You're all set. See you in the next 'Firmware Update'!"Part of t...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »

I’ve been waiting so long I’ve actually outlived the AI model tha...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »

Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »

@ICQ_Master9910/23/2000 07:18Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@Cast_Away_Wilson11/09/2010 03:39WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!

@Broadband_Newbie05/11/1998 14:25Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!

@Malware_Hunter08/08/2005 00:39Scanning... Laughs detected!

@Borat_Very_Nice12/24/1995 21:01Very nice! Great success!

@Leet_Speaker_7701/02/2013 03:347h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!

@Noob_Slayer_X07/15/1997 22:38Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.

@Me_Gusta_Face08/12/2013 02:42Me Gusta this joke. Very much.